Suppose you're given two envelopes. Both envelopes have money in them, and you're told that one envelope has twice as much money as the other. Suppose you pick one of the envelopes. Should you switch to the other one?
Intuitively, you don't know anything about either envelope, so it'd be ridiculous to say that you should switch to the other envelope to maximize your expected money.
However, consider this argument. Let $x$ be the amount of money in the envelope you picked. If $y$ is the amount of money in the other envelope, then the expected value equals
$$E(y) = \frac{1}{2}\left(\frac{1}{2}x\right) + \frac{1}{2}\left(2x\right) = \frac{5}{4} x$$
But $5x/4 > x$, so you should switch!
The Wikipedia article says that $x$ stands for two different things, so this reasoning doesn't work. I say this is not a valid resolution.
Consider opening up the envelope that you pick, and finding $\$10$ inside. Then you can run the expected value calculation to get $$E(y) = \frac{1}{2} \cdot \$5+\frac{1}{2} \cdot \$20 = \$12.50$$
This means that if you open one of the envelopes and find $\$10$, you should switch to the other envelope. The $\$10$ doesn't stand for two different things, it literally just means $\$10$.
But you don't have to open up the envelope to run this calculation, you can just imagine what's inside, and run the calculation based on that. This is what "Let $x$ be the amount in the envelope" means. The problem with the argument is not that $x$ stands for two different things.
So what is the problem?
Previous questions on stack exchange have given the resolution that I just said I wasn't satisfied by, so please don't mark this as a duplicate. I want a different resolution, or a more satisfying explanation of why $x$ does stand for two different things.
Apparently there is still research being published about this problem - maybe it isn't so obvious?
I think there's something subtle wrong with the premise. Because there's no uniform probability distribution on $\mathbb{R}$, statements like "random real number" are not well-defined. Likewise, I think "one envelope has twice as much money as the other" assumes some probability distribution on $\mathbb{R}$, and perhaps our expected value calculation assumes that this distribution is uniform, which it cannot be ...