The following is my attempt at splitting a rotated parabola into two real functions of one real variable (the $x$-coordinate). Let $P$ be the parabola, $V = (x_V, y_V)$ the vertex of $P$, $\alpha$ the angle between the $x$-axis and the line perpendicular to the axis of symmetry of $P$ and growing in counter-clockwise direction. Finally, let $g(t) = \beta t^2$ define the "geometry" of $P$.
Now, the line perpendicular to the axis of symmetry of $P$ and passing through $V$ (call it $\ell$) is given by equation
$$ y = (x - x_V) \tan \alpha + y_V. $$
Let $x$ be given. We wish to calculate two values $y_1$ and $y_2$ such that $(x, y_1)$ and $(x, y_2)$ are located at the parabola's "lower" and "upper" parts. To do that, I start from $(x, 0)$, go up or down until I reach $\ell$ at point $B$, travel through the line segment $BT$, and finally travel through $TF$. If we fix $V$, $T$ becomes
$$ T(t) = (x_V + t \cos \alpha - \beta t^2 \sin \alpha, y_V + t \sin \alpha + \beta t^2 \cos \alpha). $$
Next, we set $x = x_V + t \cos\alpha - \beta t^2 \sin \alpha$ and solve for $t$ $$ -\beta \sin(\alpha)t^2 + \cos(\alpha)t + (x_V - x) = 0, $$
which has solutions $$ \begin{aligned} t &= \frac{-\cos\alpha \pm \sqrt{\cos^2\alpha - 4(-\beta\sin\alpha)(x_V - x)}}{-2\beta\sin\alpha} \\ &= \frac{\cos\alpha \pm \sqrt{\cos^2\alpha + 4\beta\sin\alpha(x_V - x)}}{2\beta\sin\alpha}. \end{aligned} $$ Next, we need to find out $|VB|$: $$ \begin{aligned} |VB| &= \sqrt{(x - x_V)^2 + (\tan(\alpha)x - \tan(\alpha)x_V + y_V - y_V)^2} \\ &= \sqrt{(x - x_V)^2 + (\tan(\alpha)x - \tan(\alpha)x_V)^2} \\ &= \sqrt{(x - x_V)^2 + \tan^2(\alpha)(x - x_V)^2} \\ &= \sqrt{(x - x_V)^2 (1 + \tan^2(\alpha))^2} \\ &= (x - x_V)\sqrt{1 + \tan^2 \alpha}. \end{aligned} $$ Finally, the desired $y_1$ or $y_2$ are given by $$ \begin{aligned} y &= y_S + \sqrt{(|VB| - t)^2 + (\beta t^2)^2} \\ &= y_S + \sqrt{(|VB| - t)^2 + \beta^2 t^4}, \end{aligned} $$ where $y_S = \tan(\alpha)(x - x_V) + y_V$.
Question: is this calculation correct? Does it work for all $\alpha$, $\beta$, $V$? (Except $\alpha = n\pi$.)