I'd at least take a stab at a rough "story" that mimics (in a very loose sense) the construction of the real numbers in math classes:
Say you start with 1. I imagine most people will let you just start there. For a long time you hang around with 1, and 1 is great, but after a while you wonder if maybe there's better stuff out there. So you you think about what would happen if you got another 1 and put them together, and call this $+$. And you look at $1+1$ and think that's pretty cool, and wonder what would happen if you did that again. So now we have $1+1+1$. And at this point it becomes pretty clear to you that 1. you can keep doing this and 2. writing things like this is really clumsy. So you decide to give $1+1$ the shorter name of $2$ and $1+1+1$ the shorter name of $3$. And in this way you get a number that you call $4$, then $5$, and so on. But after a while, maybe around a number you've decided to call $2000$ or so, this loses its appeal and you decide you kind of get what's happening here: you're just adding $1$ over and over. It was a pretty natural choice, so you call these numbers the natural numbers.
But wait a minute, you have these numbers, but adding two of them makes a different number. You should make something that does nothing when its added to numbers. So call this new number $0$. And now $0 +$ any number is just that number again. But after a while you wonder if you can go in the other direction. Can you add something to a number to get $0$? OK, make that happen too. For a given natural number $n$ you define $-n$ to be the number that when added to $n$ gives 0 in the end. So all told you've expanded your number system to include $0, 1, -1, 2, -2, \ldots$ with no end in sight. This is pretty good. But you want to distinguish this new bunch of numbers from the natural numbers, so you call this bigger collection the integers.
So you spend some time adding integers together. $46 + 11 = 57$, you say, and $8000 + (-12000) = -4000$. And $4 + 4 + 4 + 4 = 16$. But eventually even this loses its luster. And writing down the addition of a bunch of numbers is annoying, so you decide to simplify things by renaming $4 + 4 + 4 + 4$ as $4 \cdot 4$, and you call this multiplication. And this simplifies things a lot, and gives you something new to fool around with. But then you get nostalgic for the $1$ you started with, and you wonder if there's a way to multiply a number by something and get $1$ again. But you're dismayed to discover that none of your numbers work for this (except $1$ and $-1$, for some reason). So you define a big new bunch of numbers to do this. $1/2, 1/3, 1/4, -1/5, -1/83, \ldots$. All of those. And now you have new numbers enough that anything can get back to $1$ by multiplication (except for $0$, which remains immovable).
But then you remember how fun it was to multiply the integers, because you've been doing this for a while now and are getting nostalgic all the time, and decide to try multiplying those new numbers by integers. So you get $47/6, 35/2, -4/19, \ldots$. And you decide to call all numbers of these forms rational because hey, it was a pretty logical trip to get here. And you notice that all of the numbers you've looked at so far are rational. $0$ is the same as $0/1$; $8$ is the same as $8/1$. And so on.
And for a very, very, very long time you stick with the rational numbers, and everything seems okay, until one day it isn't. Because you're trying to find a number that multiplies by itself to give $2$ - the other day you did this with $4$ and were pleased to find that $2$ worked - and you can't. You try for a while and get nowhere, and then you try for even longer and get nowhere, and then through some great effort you find that none of your numbers will work. So you have to define new ones. Ones like $\sqrt{2}$. Because apparently these things can't be expressed in the forms you were working with. They're not rational, and you find them kind of counterintuitive anyway, so you call them irrational. Eventually you find more of these by mucking around in geometry and probability and you give them weird symbols like $\pi$ and $e$. And you finally decide that yeah, this is probably more numbers than anybody needs, and you're done. So you call everything you've done the real numbers, because that's what it's been. Real.
And then you realize that none of your numbers, when multiplied by itself, gives -1...