I'm 60 years old, no net worth, no investments, living paycheck-to-paycheck.
What and how do I get started? I'm investing illiterate.
I'm 60 years old, no net worth, no investments, living paycheck-to-paycheck.
What and how do I get started? I'm investing illiterate.
You can't get started investing.
There are preliminary steps that must be taken prior to beginning to invest:
Only once these things are complete can you think about investing. Doing so before hand will only likely lose money in the long run. Figure these steps will take about 2.5 years. So you are 2.5 years from investing.
Read now: The Total Money Makeover. It is full of inspiring stories of people that were able to turn things around financially. This is good because it is easy to get discouraged and believe all kind of toxic beliefs about money: The little guy can't get ahead, I always will have a car payment, Its too late, etc... They are all false. Part of the book's resources are budgeting forms and hints on budgeting.
Read later: John Bogle on Investing and Bogle on Mutual Funds
One additional Item: About you calling yourself a "dummy". Building personal wealth is less about knowledge and more about behavior. The reason you don't have a positive net worth is because of how you behaved, not knowledge. Even sticking a small amount in a savings account each paycheck and not spending it would have allowed you to have a positive net worth at this point in your life.
Only by changing behavior can you start to build wealth, investing is only a small component.
Books are a great place to start, Jason Kelly's The Neatest Little Guide to Stock Market Investing will give you a broad foundation of the stock & bond market.
Have a look at my answer to a similar question (asked by a 22 yo) ...
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