My Full name is Dick Dick from the reputable family of Dicks from Sluthole Lane in the United Kingdom. My father, James Dick is origninally from the village of Shitterton in UK and my mother, Anna Kunts, from the village of Fucking in Austria. And for your information: from our family of seven, five members of our family currently lives in Sluthole. I am saying this because one may wonder: "How many Dicks are in the Sluthole?" There are five dicks in the Sluthole. And THAT, I think, is pretty significant information.