A friend came up with what looks like a very simple and beautiful construction for mapping an uncountable number of dimensions into the plane ($\mathbb{R}^2$).
Specifically, each dimension is indexed by a number $\theta \in [0,2\pi)$. And each location $x$ along dimension $\mathbb{R}_\theta$ gets mapped to the polar coordinate $(\theta, \exp(x)) \in \mathbb{R}^2$.
This construction seems sound and would imply that an uncountable number of uncountable reals can live comfortably inside $\mathbb{R}^2$. Is this correct?
P.S. Okay, after writing this out, I now see that this should definitely be the case, since $\mathbb{R}^2$ is, by construction, an uncountable number of real lines, one for each value of $y$. So we've mainly switched to polar coordinates here.