I'm asked to prove that if $f=u+iv$ and $f^*=u-iv$ are complex differentiable (and therefore follow the Cauchy-Riemann conditions), that $f$ is therefore constant.
The proof seems simple and I did it simply defining $u^*=u$ and $v^*=-v$, applying the CR conditions which eventually results in both $u$ and $v$ being constant, meaning $f$ has to also be constant.
The problem then is that this result does not seem intuitive in the slightest. Consider $f(z)=z=x+iy$. It's a continuous function with continuous partial derivatives that hold the CR conditions, so according to the Loomen-Menchoff theorem it should be holomorphic. However, it is not constant. So what is going on?
Edit: I just realized my example is wrong because $z*$ does not follow the CR conditions. Either way, the result is still a bit unintuitive. Can someone explain it a bit more deeply?