Define $f:[0,\infty) \times [0,\infty) \to [0,\infty)$ by $f(x.y)=(x-1)^2+(y-1)^2$.
Question: Do there exist continuous functions $g,h:[0,\infty) \times [0,\infty) \to [0,\infty)$, satisfying
- $g(x,y)=0$ if and only if $xy=1$.
- $h(x,y)=0$ if and only if $x=y$.
- $f(x,y) \le g(x,y)+h(x,y)$.
Comment: The motivation comes from the case were $x,y$ are interpreted as singular values of a $2 \times 2$ matrix. Then $f(x,y)$ is the distance of the matrix from $\operatorname{SO}(2)$. $g$ and $h$ are interpreted as measures for the deviation of the matrix from being area-preserving and conformal, respectively.