I have often heard (both online and in person) people say that "$\mathbb{R}^2$ can't be totally ordered." I would like to understand this statement.
Of course, on the face of it, this is false: Pick your favorite bijection $f:\mathbb{R}^2 \to \mathbb{R}$ and define $x \leq y$ iff $f(x) \leq f(y)$.
When I bring this up, people usually dismiss it, saying it isn't "nice" enough. This is fair, but now leaves me with the question of what a "nice" ordering would look like.
Other questions on this site (like this) show that there is no ordering which makes $\mathbb{C}$ an ordered field. I find this answer somewhat unsatisfying. I don't need to appeal to the algebraic structure of $\mathbb{R}$ to give it a "nice" ordering. Furthermore, I would like to be able to extend this notion of a "nice ordering" to other topological spaces that don't admit field structures: does $\mathbb{R}^3$ have a "nice" ordering? how about $S^1$?
Here's a definition I came up with: a total ordering on a topological space $X$ is "nice" if for every $x < y$, there are neighborhoods $U_x \ni x$ and $U_y \ni y$ so that for all $a \in U_x$ and $b \in U_y$, we have $a < b$.
So the usual ordering on $\mathbb{R}$ is "nice," but (for all $f$ I can think of) the ordering of $\mathbb{R}^2$ given above isn't.
I've tried proving that $\mathbb{R}^2$ and $S^1$ can't be given a nice total ordering under this definition, but have had some difficulty.
Questions:
Is there an established notion of a "nice" ordering on a topological space?
How can you prove that $\mathbb{R}^2$ (or $S^1$) can't be totally ordered nicely? (either with my definition or someone else's, if it exists)