Once upon a time, when the earth was still young and innocent I studied one complex variable. In this course I learned that a function can be complex analytic, but that there are far fewer functions than the real differentiable ones which are complex analytic.
Can we find an example of a function which is real differentiable everywhere but complex analytic nowhere?
If I recall right, the requirements for analyticity of function $x+yi\to u(x,y)+ iv(x,y)$ are known as the Cauchy-Riemann equations:
$$\frac{\partial u}{\partial x} + \frac{\partial v}{\partial y} = 0\\ \frac{\partial u}{\partial y} - \frac{\partial v}{\partial x} = 0$$
Let us disqualify $z\to \bar z$, it is too uninteresting example.