Loosely, a number is describable if it can be unambiguously defined by a finite string over a finite alphabet. Numbers such as $\frac{1}{3}$, $\sum_{n=0}^\infty \frac{1}{n!}$, and "the ratio of circumference to diameter of a circle" are all describable numbers. One can show that the set of all such numbers is countable.
Let $U$ be the set of indescribable real numbers. I "claim" $U$ is empty, and so every real number is describable. Suppose to the contrary. Place a well-order on $U$ (this can be done assuming the Axiom of Choice). The least element $u$ of $U$ admits the description "the least element of $U$ according to the specified well-order", contradicting the indescribability of $u$.
Obviously, something has gone awry here. I suspect it is some combination of my loose definition of describability and my self-referential "description" of $u$. My (slightly open-ended) question is "What's wrong here?".
P.S. There is a blog post addressing something rather like my question. As I understand it, the author's response is "the given description isn't really a description". If so, I'd enjoy some elaboration.