I was seeing this post and its nice answer. I asked myself if I could have found a more "crazy" example. I was not very succesful. So I formalized what I was trying to achieve:
Question: Let $(R,+,\cdot,0,1,<)$ be a totally ordered commutative ring without infinities/infinitesimals, i.e. $$\forall x\in R:\exists n\in\Bbb N:\underbrace{1+\cdots+1}_{n}>|x|., \qquad\forall x\in R-\{0\}:\exists n\in\Bbb N:\underbrace{|x+\cdots+x|}_{n}>1.$$ Is it true that this already suffices to make $R$ isomorphic to a subring of $\Bbb R$?
This would show that there are no "crazy" examples.
My approaches mostly started from $\Bbb R$ by adding new elements, but it seems any such additional element led to infinities/infinitesimals. On the other hand I do not even have an idea on how to show that $R$ might be embedded into $\Bbb R$ in general.
Update: I found the Hahn embedding theorem to be very relevant for my question.