<textarea id="wmd-input" class="wmd-input processed" name="AboutMe" cols="92" rows="15" tabindex="4" placeholder="BY DAY: Alt-Rock Ninja Cowgirl at Veridian Dynamics.

BY NIGHT: I write code and code rights for penalcoders.example.org, an awesome non-profit that will totally take your money at that link. My kids are cuter than yours.

FOR FUN: C+ Jokes, Segway Roller Derby, NYT Sat. Crosswords (in Sharpie!), Ostrich Grooming.

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