Professional computer geek started as an installer now working as systems architect for a Fortune 100 company. I've been a sysadmin, backup systems designer, traveling sales engineer, storage guru, trainer, field engineer, and lead bottle washer.

I enjoy repairing smart phones and tablets for fun. Well, fun and gratitude that often turn into favors when you least expect it. And when I'm not in front of a pile of silicon chips you'll find me 10-30m under water or in the saddle of a motorcycle, wind whipping through my.... helmet.

In short, I've been driving a keyboard since before many of you were born. So Feh! Get off my lawn.com! Or, even better, ask me about what computers were like BackInTheDay(tm) and pretend to listen while I rattle on. It makes an old man feel good. At least that's what I tell my kids.