English major. Fangirl. Anglophile. Paralegal. Pedant. Geek.

Some things I like:

• Top Gear UK (RIP)
• M*A*S*H
• PG Wodehouse
• British comedy & panel shows (QI / Would I Lie To You? / 8 Out of 10 Cats / Mock the Week)
• Formula 1 (Ferrari + Vettel / Raikkonen / Ricciardo / Button)
• The Beatles (have moved on now, but spent my teenage years as an obsessed superfan - still retain loads of useless trivia)
• Word games, crosswords, logic puzzles & jigsaw puzzles
• Classic cars ('66 Thunderbird, old Jags - E-Types and XK-120s)
• My car (2014 Hyundai Veloster Turbo, marathon blue)

Other things I consider myself well-versed in:

• Grammar
• Writing (word choice, syntax, phrasing, what sounds good)
• Verbosity (far too many years padding essays in college)
• Firefox
• Android
• Tumblr
• Research
• Desktop/PC customization (Windows/Firefox)
• Finding ways to bend Windows and/or Firefox to my will
• History (especially US/European 1900-1970)

Miscellaneous qualifications:

• I do a bit of coding (HTML/PHP and VB/.NET) on a fairly amateur level but I can usually hack together what I want with sufficient Googling.
• I do a bit of photography and graphic design, again on a fairly amateur level.
• My dad is a farmer who sells all-natural pork, so I go to a lot of farmers' markets and have become very familiar with Square card readers and very good at finding ways around Square's stubborn refusal to implement by-weight pricing.
• I'm very OCD and want to be organized but I'm also deeply lazy, so I live a life of great frustration. This contributes the following:
• I'm super picky about the configurations of my computer, browser, and phone, and will spend ages finagling complicated solutions to make them do what I want. I'm a massive fan of GreaseMonkey, AutoHotKey, and Nova Launcher.
• I'm a huge fan of webapps for all sorts of purposes and have tried zillions of them in my quest for one that meets all my picky criteria.