The fact that there is a mathematical theory (one amongst many) of how to represent natural language conditional statements, and it is well known by those maths students who have never studied natural language conditionals, this does not mean that that theory works as a model of the logic of natural language conditionals! It doesn't. For example, any mathematical theory of probability will disintegrate on contact with a material implication theory of natural language conditionals as proposed by Bertrand Russell.
For example, consider a situation where I throw a fair dice two times. What is the probability that, if I throw a six the first time, I will throw a six the second time?
The natural and correct answer to this question is 1/6, of course. However, iff the material implication theory of conditionals meted out to maths students is correct, then that answer is completely and utterly bananas. The answer according to the material implication theory of conditionals is 31/36.
Mathematicians will only every give you an answer to a maths question according to the material implication theory of conditionals if they have been primed to do so first. They need this priming so that they can relegate their ability to understand speech to the status of a false theory given to toddlers, and then supplant this understanding of natural language conditionals with a theory that mathematicians love to talk about but never actually use in real life or real maths.
There are other mathematical models of natural language conditionals. See for example Ernest Adams, Dorothy Eddington, Allan Gibbard. They work much better. According to theories like these conditionals have no truth values, but have assertibility conditions, where the assertibility of a conditional If P, Q is equivalent to the probability of Q given P. This kind of theory of conditionals doesn't implode on impact with either common sense or any mathematical theory of conditional probability.
On this kind of understanding of conditionals, the Original Poster's conditional might be "vacuously true" according to the material implication theory of conditionals, but in actual fact is a sentence that's incapable of having truth conditions. It would be unassertible because the conditional probability of Q being true given P in this instance is basically zero.
There are many other mathematical theories of natural language conditionals that would say that this conditional was false (see for example this famous paper by Robert Stalker: Probability and Conditionals 1970 or the paper Indicative conditionals 1975.
*(Sorry, I am aware that not all humans are bipeds)
– peterwhy Sep 02 '23 at 13:36